"To be honest, folks, I never would have dreamed it possible," enthuses ESPN 8 commentator Cotton McKnight. "But with seven-time ADAA all-star Patches O'Houlihan at the helm, I guess it must be the luck of the Irish."
Cut directly to people assembling a sign for the "Luck of the Irish" bar in the middle of the casino.
Meanwhile, the Average Joe's walk underneath, led by Patches:
"Tomorrow, we're going to pecker-slap those Globo Gym bastards!"
Justin turns to Peter and asks, "Do you think we can really beat Globo Gym, Peter?"
Peter simply responds, "Well as long as we have Patches, we have a shot."
As soon as these words are uttered, the sign comes crashing down on Patches, crushing him and leaving the team minus a coach. The luck of the Irish indeed... (Synopsis from http://www.moviedeaths.com/dodgeball:_a_true_underdog_story/patches_o'houlihan/)
A great example except for the one line Patches says. So again, I don't know if you could edit the line a bit or turn down the volume... I couldn't find the scene on youtube.
Finally, there's a comic I show my students called "Tree of Irony" from the perry bible fellowship site. I would recommend you find the comic at home and save it, much of the PBF site is not appropriate for school.
